BoingBoing was particularly informative yesterday. I learned of the Lapjuicer, a chair designed for lapdancers to make juice. I found the invention completely vile, but found myself wondering if there was really a request for that in the community. I haven’t asked anybody yet, but you can let me know if you have a fancy for freshly squeezed lap juice . On the other side of appropriate, I saw a page showing contest winners from a beauty pageant of some sort. The contest was judged from a picture alone, and the little girls were to appear “angelic.” In the rules, it distinctly states that “[para] photos should be professionaly done, but not overly-retouched.” Based on the winners’ pictures, I cannot imagine what an overly-retouched picture would look like. I guess these are all natural, because they’re winners. I’ll let you be the judge.