Would you like fries with that hamburger? Took a spill on the bike this morning and attempted a base-slide into work. Didn’t work, I’m out! #
I think my pants are damp with lymph fluid – that’s going to suck later when I have to peel them off. #

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Carlos brought to my attention his recent exploration of road rash. Oh, Carlos, where can I learn more? Personal experience is often a better teacher than anything else.

@HamWithCam With the exception of the beach part, that sounds like a normal day using bike panniers. #
Muffin, banana, granola bar, and yogurt. That’s a pretty good breakfast! I normally try for the biscuits and gravy @ work cafeteria. #
Captain’s Wafers, coffee, and almond granola – ready to ride! #

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When riding your bike, you can’t hold your breath long enough after a garbage truck passes you. #
@brianb What’s up with the extra XBOX’s? I only have an old-school XBOX. #
@mdotadotx I missed that! That’s good to hear after their upset the other night. #
@HamWithCam Phelps is going to melt down his gold medals [...]

@mcottmeyer You missed a good time digging post holes at my house! Maybe next time. #
@brianb You’ll go blind playing with that thing. #
@HamWithCam Their balance bar routine was stunning – better than the Chinese scores. We’ll see if it helps their floor scores. #
67°F this morning. That makes for a chilly bike ride [...]

Holy moley! You can’t go wrong with 2008 Tai Chi masters in a sychronized routine!!! #
Is it just funny to me that they have “tremendous national pride” having just gotten some astronauts in space a couple of years ago? #
I’ll bet the Bejing Olympics fireworks blow Disney World away! #
…they sure do! #
The Central African [...]

@yellowjeepgirl I would be happy to stow it in my waterproof panniers – I need to fill them to look extra useful. #
@lunitius The bike computer went to ‘00°’ on my ride home yesterday. I thought it was done there, but it got up to 03°. #
@DinoRubble If you figure out a way to cheat [...]

@DinoRubble If my design scores high enough in the 7 days it has to be voted on, it will get printed. #
@HamWithCam At least it wasn’t a full-blown ninja warrior assasination attempt. Those are very disruptive to a night’s sleep! #
Bleh. PHP makes me forget what I once knew in JavaScript! #
Hurray! Bike [...]

Home with the animals. The dog and one cat are sacked on the bed with me. #
I had received the new iHome Zune clock radio gadget when I arrived home today. We’ll see if *that* will wake me. #
First day back in the office. I biked in, but only half my normal [...]

The meme is apparently now a lost word; used only by uncool dads and hipless (as in the lack of being hip) half-wits.  I’m getting on in years, relatively speaking, and am inclined to use such lingo as to embarrass those who would be so easily offended.
For lack of better alternatives, I bring to you [...]