LOL Code

Script Kiddies beware. Adam Lindsay has begun an effort to replace your l33t speaking ways with a rudimentary development language (lolcode) using the same coded phrases you disrespect your mothers with (you text your mom with that hand?). As a demonstration of his awesomeness, Lindsay offers this example of a simple count loop:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP

UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE

IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

It is questionable to this writer whether lolcode is a greater method of subterfuge-coding than Whitespace. Whichever one integrates with Microsoft Office as a macro option first will probably take the crown. Code on.